I've Been Watching Grey's Anatomy Since The Beginning, And I'm Finally Ready For It To End

Without Meredith — who, if we're being really honest, was seriously spinning her wheels by the time she left Seattle — there should not be any more "Grey's Anatomy." The show is valiantly trying to do what "E.R." used to do by adding in a new class of interns for us to care about, but "E.R." had the good fortune of not being called, like, "This is a Show About Doug Ross," so it wasn't the end of the world when George Clooney left. Also, the new interns are ... just sort of boring, and the characters who remain — aside from originals Wilson and James Pickens, who plays Richard Webber — have become kind of insufferable. Kim Raver's Teddy Altman and Kevin McKidd's Owen Hunt are currently waging a war for the title of most irritating TV character, and we are all losing. The show feels exhausted and boring, and not one of the new interns have the charisma of the originals. There's no Cristina Yang here that would have made high school Nina think, "I want to pick up a scalpel too."

We're veering into dangerous territory here — like, "Scrubs: Med School" territory. Rhimes herself has said she no longer knows how the show will end, and let us be clear: that's a really bad thing. Figure it out, Shonda. I'm begging you. "Grey's Anatomy" is the longest relationship of my life, and I'm even ready to call it quits.